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IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED..... Here's just a few of the more well-known RHPS songs with their lyrics. Why? Oh, just because I needed something to do to keep me out of trouble...for a while. |
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 SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE Usherette: Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still But he told us where we stand. And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear, Claude Rains was the Invisible Man. Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong. They got caught in a celluloid jam. Then at a deadly pace It Came From...Outer Space. And this is how the message ran :Chorus: Science fiction, double feature Doctor X will build a creature. See androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh At the late night, double feature, picture show. Usherette: I knew Leo G. Carrol Was over a barrel When Tarantula took to the hills. And I really got hot When I saw Jeanette Scott Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills. Dana Andrews said Prunes Gave him the runes And passing them used lots of skills. But When Worlds Collide, Said George Powell to his bride, "I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, "Like a... :Chorus: Science fiction, double feature Doctor X will build a creature. See androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Wuh uh uh oh o-o-oh At the late night, double feature, picture show. I wanna go Wuh oh o-o-oh To the late night, double feature, picture show. By RKO Wuh oh o-o-oh To the late night, double feature, picture show. In the back row, Oh oh o-o-oh To the late night, double feature, picture show! Reprise: Usherette: Science Fiction Double Feature. Frank has built and Lost his creature. Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet. The servants gone to A distant planet. Wo, oh, oh, oh. At the late night, double feature,Picture show. I want to go, oh, oh, oh. To the late night, double feature,Picture show. |
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 DAMN IT JANET Brad:Hey Janet. Janet:Yes Brad? Brad:I've got something to say. Janet:Uh, huh? Brad:I really loved the...skillful way You beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet. Janet:Oh Brad. Brad:The river was deep but I swam it. (Janet) The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet) So please, don't tell me to can it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you. The road was long but I ran it. (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you. Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. There's three ways that love can grow. That's good, bad, or mediocre. Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so. Janet:Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad) Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad) That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Brad) I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. Oh Brad... Brad:Oh... dammit. Janet:I'm mad... Brad:Oh, Janet. Janet:For you. Brad:I love you too. Brad & Janet:There's one thing left to do - ah - oo. Brad:And that's go see the man who began it. (Janet) When we met in his science exam - it (Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Janet) Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you. Dammit, Janet. Janet:Oh Brad, I'm mad. Brad:Dammit, Janet. Brad & Janet:I ... love ... you. |
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 OVER AT THE FRANK-N-STEIN PLACE Janet:In the velvet darkness, Of the blackest night, Burning bright, There's a guiding star. No matter what or who you are. Brad & Janet:There's a light... Chorus:Over at the Frankenstein place. Brad & Janet:There's a light... Chorus:Burning in the fireplace. Brad & Janet:There's a light, ... light ... in the darkness of everybody's life. RiffRaff:The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming Into my life. Into my life... Brad & Janet:There's a light... Chorus:Over at the Frankenstein place. Brad & Janet:There's a light... Chorus:Burning in the fireplace. There's a light, a light Brad & Janet:...in the darkness of everybody's life. |
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 TIME WARP RiffRaff:It's astounding; Time is fleeting; Madness takes its toll. But listen closely... Magenta:Not for very much longer. RiffRaff:I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time-warp Drinking those moments when The Blackness would hit me Magenta:And the void would be calling... Transylvanians:Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Narrator:It's just a jump to the left. All:And then a step to the right. Narrator:With your hands on your hips. All:You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Magenta:It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. So you can't see me, no, not at all. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all. RiffRaff:With a bit of a mind flip Magenta:You're into the time slip. RiffRaff:And nothing can ever be the same. Magenta:You're spaced out on sensation. RiffRaff:Like you're under sedation. All:Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Columbia:Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again. All:Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. Narrator:It's just a jump to the left. All:And then a step to the right. Narrator:With your hands on your hips. All:You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. |
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 SWEET TRANSVESTITE Frank:How d'you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candy man. Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm just a sweet transvestite>From Transexual, Transylvania. Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. Brad:I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. Janet:Right. Brad:We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry. Frank:Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a sweet transvestite>From Transexual, Transylvania. Why don't you stay for the night? (Night) Or maybe a bite? (Bite) I could show you my favourite obsession. I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my... ...tension I'm just a sweet transvestite>From Transexual, Transylvania. HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite) Sweet transvestite>From Transexual, Transylvania. |
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 TOUCH-A, TOUCH-A, TOUCH ME Janet:I was feeling done in, ... couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before. Columbia:You mean she... Magenta:Uh, huh Janet:I thought there's no use getting Into heavy petting It only leads to trouble And seat wetting. Now all I want to know is how to go. I've tasted blood and I want more. (More, more, more.) I'll put up no resistance. I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch. I need assistance. Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night. Then if anything grows, while you pose, I'll oil you up and rub you down. (Down, down, down.) And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction You need a friendly hand and I need action. Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night. Columbia:Toucha toucha toucha touch me Magenta:I want to be dirty. Columbia:Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, Magenta:Creature of the night. Janet:Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night. Rocky:Creature of the night Brad:Creature of the night? Frank:Creature of the night. Narrator:Creature of the night. RiffRaff:Creature of the night. Columbia:Creature of the night. Rocky:Creature of the night. Janet:Creature of the night. |
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 ROSE TINT MY WORLD / DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT / WILD AND UNTAMED THING ****Rose Tint My World**** Columbia:It was great when it all began. I was a regular Frankie fan. But it was over when he had the plan To start a-working on a muscle man. Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a certain dope. Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. Rocky:I'm just seven hours old, Truly beautiful to behold. And somebody should be told My libido hasn't been controlled. Now the only thing I've come to trust Is an orgasmic rush of lust. Rose tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. Brad:It's beyond me; help me Mommy! I'll be good; you'll see. Take this dream away. What's this? Let's see,I feel sexy! What's come over me? Whoa! Here it comes again. Janet:I feel released; bad times deceased. My confidence has increased; reality is here. The game has been disbanded My mind has been expanded. It's a gas that Frankie's landed! His lust is so sincere. ****Don't Dream It**** Frank:Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame? As it clung to her thigh How I started to cry`cause I wanted to be dressed just the same. Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh. Don't dream it - be it. (four times)All:Don't dream it - be it. (four times) All:Don't dream it - be it. (six times as background for below.) Scott:Ach! We've got to get out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. I've got to be strong, and try to hang on Or else my mind may well snap Und my life will be lived ...for the thrills! Brad:It's beyond me; help me Mommy! Janet:God bless Lilly St. Cyr. ****Wild and Untaimed Thing**** Frank:My, my, my ... my, my, my, my, my ... my, my, my, my, ...my! I'm a wild and an untamed thing. I'm a bee with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it `til the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. All:We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're a bee with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it `til the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're a bee with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it `til the life has gone, gone, gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain RiffRaff:Frank N Furter, it's all over. Your mission is a failure; Your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander; You now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam. |
